i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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