I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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