The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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