So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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