Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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