i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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