My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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