Whod you bang
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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