Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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