Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
