Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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