We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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