When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
my sisters under your porch take her home
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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