its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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