Plan B is the new Plan A
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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