Where did you get a picture of my penis
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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