your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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