U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
