Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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