Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
