I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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