One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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