i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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