But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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