Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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