had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Randomize
