his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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