He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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