Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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