I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
soo... how was my night?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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