so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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