Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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