Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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