I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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