She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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