We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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