Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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