As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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