Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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