Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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