Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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