good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
My feet surprised me
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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