idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Someone shattered a urinal.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Randomize
