happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
No subtext here. People are naked.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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