dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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