I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
