I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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