going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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