Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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