Dual....:-)
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
