My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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