i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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