Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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