Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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