it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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