i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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